70 Pics That Maybe, Probably Should Not Be Your Professional Profile Pic
70 Pics That Maybe, Probably Should Not Be Your Professional Profile Pic
Or maybe they should be—you gotta do you—we won’t judge. This is merely a suggestion.
But, if you want a super-pro headshot taken by a super-pro photographer for your professional profile, stop by the Go4 Photo Lounge at NATA19 in Vegas and get one for free.
And now the photos:
Your cat...
You and your cat...
You and several of your cats...
An inspirational quote that’s cut off...
An inspirational quote that’s not cut off...
A bathroom mirror selfie...
Your stanced 2003 Civic...
Peering over sunglasses like you’re the coolest kid in the ‘burbs...
A Bitmoji that you think looks like you, but, seriously, for reals, it doesn’t...
A photo from your mullet madness phase...
In clown makeup...
A sweaty post workout selfie...
With a TED headset microphone on, because you are very important...
The default...
Your ‘controversial’ halloween costume...
The screenshot of you using the angry ferret pirate Snapchat filter...
I’m holding a beer and cheers-ing you because I’m Bro-tastic, Bro
A shot from the opposite sideline that you enlarged, and maybe it’s you? Could be? Who knows…
A caricature of you from the county fair...
A pic with a sensitive ‘watercolor’ filter…
Your flare-tastic employee-of-the-month photo from your part-time college job at PJ Whelihan’s
You at a wedding, because you look look fancy...
A baby, unless you are a baby…
You talking on two phones, because you’re very, very busy...
You in a hammock, because you’re very, very not busy...
Your abs...
Your pecs...
Your biceps...
Dancing shot from the office Christmas party...
The Carl Snarl...
Your Gecko...
A picture of a meaningful sunset...
In a Sailor Moon cos-play outfit...
Splayed on the hood of a car...
A zoomed in pic from a group shot that’s ends up looking pixelated like an 8bit video game...
I forgot to take the hanger out of my shirt...
Pickle Rick...
A cell phone pic of the pic on your ID badge...
A pic of you and a forgotten celebrity that you spotted in a Kohl’s parking...
An ‘in memoriam’ tattoo...
A thoughtful hand resting under a quizzical chin...
So very, very, very blurry...
Your mugshot...
Your shirt open, chest hair blowin’ in the wind...
A [insert teen vampire/werewolf/zombie movie crush here] bobble head...
Your prom pic, because it’s the only pic of you in a suit...
A random Star Wars Character...
3 margs deep at Myrtle Beach...
A picture of your favoritest sports idol...
In front of the Magic Kingdom, topped in mouse ears, we get it, you’ve been to Orlando...
A scented candle ...
The ’trying-to-light-you-on-fire-with-my-eyes’ stare...
Strip mall glamour shot...
Rose DeWitt Bukater...
A wonderful plate of tapas you had that you had the pleasure of eating last January, that you wish you could’ve shared with everybody in the world, but that would be impossible, so you are sharing it through your profile photo...
“How swoll can I make my neck look?” Thhhhiiiiisssssss swooooooolllllllllllll, rrrrrrarrrrrggghhhhhh………….
Flexing your hipster cred with an indie band logo that only 7 people know...
Your mouth agape, yelling to persons unseen...
In front of Niagara Falls, humble bragging that you’re quite the international bonvivant...
In a bubble bath, champagne glass in hand...
A cup of coffee, ‘cause Mondays!
Your 07’ player bio photo when you shoulda won state...
Doffing a beer hat...
A pic of Mom-mom...
“Heeeeyyyyyyyy, I’m the fun guy!” pic...
You holding a snake, unless you are also a part-time herpetologist...
In a bedazzled Ed Hardy trucker hat...
With your ventriloquist dummy
Bandanas! Bandanas! Bandanas!
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